We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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