Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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