Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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