I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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