I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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