in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
