just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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