Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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