I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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