Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
