your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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