So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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