I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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Do I have a choice?
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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