no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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