David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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