Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
