Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
