Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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