i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Randomize
