he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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