I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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