It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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