I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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