I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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