Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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