Your tits are I can't wait for
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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