I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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