I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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