I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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