btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
you would pick up someone in the library
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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