Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It's never too late to be topless.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I smell like Dick and happiness
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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