I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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