have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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