She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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