He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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