Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'm just crazy horny about you
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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