i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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