is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Alive.
So much puke
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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