If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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