her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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