Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
