You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
She's just so happy...and so naked.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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