the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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