Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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