i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
one two three fourrrrnication!
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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