I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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