But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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