their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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