You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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