As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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