I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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