weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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