we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
