That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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