I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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